orangemuses:

THE DREAM

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

kawhoru:

by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like

hitlersbreastmilk:

hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

hamburgay:

hamburgay:

Who needs a boyfriend when I have a can of Pringles

I meant this as in having food NOT USING THE PRINGLES CAN AS A DILDO

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

spiritofcamelot:

dirrtyflowerchild:

another reminder.

the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbs

ounce for ounce
they are stronger than steel

atom for atom
you are more precious than diamond

and stars have died
so that you may live

you need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
and worthless

Fighting low self-esteem with science